How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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