How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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