How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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