How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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