How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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