How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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