How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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