How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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