How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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