How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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