How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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