How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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