How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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