How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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