How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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