How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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