How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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