How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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