How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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