How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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