How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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