How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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