How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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