How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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