How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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