How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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