How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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