How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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