How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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