How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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