How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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