How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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