How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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