How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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