How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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