How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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