How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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