How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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