How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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