How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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