How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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