How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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