How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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