How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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