How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na


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Elvis Parsley.


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Use a pen.


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None. That's a software problem.


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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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Root beer.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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