How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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