How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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