How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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Gator-Ade.


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"Trike or Treat"?


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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They both have a hole in one!


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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Stable tennis


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