How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na


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To get his quarterback.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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The letter H.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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