How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards


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Glass flippers.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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Lipstick.


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it had blown away.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Lemonade.


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