How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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