How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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