How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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Senator.


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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She stole his heart.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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Santa paws!!!


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