How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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