How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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