How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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