How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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