How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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