How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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