How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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