How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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