How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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