How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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