How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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