How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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