How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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