How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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