How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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