How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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