How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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