How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Two babies screaming!


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Ihop


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Na


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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To see the moosicals


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The tame way, unique up on it!


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