How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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