How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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