How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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