How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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