How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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