How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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