How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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