How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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