How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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