How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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it had blown away.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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With igloo!


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Anywhere it wants to


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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One.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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