How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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