How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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He had no patients.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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A vicious circle.


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With tomato paste.


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HeHe


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Twister!


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