How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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