How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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