How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.


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Pooched eggs.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Donald Trump.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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What's a light bulb?


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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A fire cracker


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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