How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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