How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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