How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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