How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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