How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.


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Take away the g


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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A road hog.


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A hippopota-mess


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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Hey, bud!


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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