How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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