How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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