How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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