How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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