How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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