How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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