How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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