How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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