How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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