How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026