How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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