How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.


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He had no patients.


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In the dictionary.


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Make America Hate Again.


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Snaked.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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A cow on a skateboard.


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