How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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