How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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