How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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