Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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