How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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