How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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