How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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