How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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