How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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