How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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