How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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