How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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