How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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