How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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