How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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