How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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