How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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