How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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