How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.


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Forever 21


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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Twick o tweet


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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A Moo-sician!


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It has a collar I.D.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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