How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk


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When the door is open.


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or

She was caught taking a brake.


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A centipede on its back!


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Both of them.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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She kept running away from the ball.


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To practice.


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A car only has one horn.


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