How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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