How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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