How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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