How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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