How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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