How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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