How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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