How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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