How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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