How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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