How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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