How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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