How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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