How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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