How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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