How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025