How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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