How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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