How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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