How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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