How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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