How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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