How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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