How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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