How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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