How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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