How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.


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It's Hans free.


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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Plane ones.


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Booberries!


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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