How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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