How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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