How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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