How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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