How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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