How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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