How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.


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The hundred yard dash.


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Holes.


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Mooooooove over


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Because it goes good with chips.


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A dino-sewer.


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