How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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