How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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