How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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