How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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