How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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Stable tennis


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Because of the bark


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A milkshake


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Discrimination.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Chile.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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