How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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