How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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