How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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