How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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