How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.


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Half a worm.


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Roosters don't lay eggs!


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Egg-cersize.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Maine


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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