How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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