How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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