How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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