How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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