How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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