How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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