How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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