How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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