How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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