How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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