How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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