How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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