How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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