How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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