How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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