How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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