How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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