How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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