How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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