How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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