How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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