How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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