How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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