How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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