How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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