How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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