How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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