How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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