How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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