How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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