How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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