How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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