How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Norse code.


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A good start!


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Take your foot off his head.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Silent night!


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