How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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