How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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