How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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