How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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