How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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