How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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