How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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