How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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