How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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