How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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