How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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