How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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