How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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