How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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