How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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