How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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