How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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