How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.


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A sunburnt penguin


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To get to the body shop.


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The mooseum.


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it was a shitzu."


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Don't move, I've got you covered.


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Five after one.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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