How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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