Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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They both have trunks
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None, because they were copycats
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