How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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