How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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