How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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