How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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