How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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