How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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