How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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