How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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