How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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