How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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