How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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