How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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