How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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