How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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