How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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