How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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