How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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