How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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