How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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