How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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