How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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