How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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