How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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