How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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