How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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