How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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