How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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