How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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