How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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