How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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