How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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