How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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