How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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