How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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