How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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