How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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