How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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