How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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