How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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