How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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