How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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