How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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