How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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