How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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