How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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