How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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