How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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