How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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