How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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