How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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