How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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