How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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