How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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