How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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