How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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