How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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