How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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