How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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