How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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