How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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