How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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