How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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