How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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