How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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