How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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