How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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