How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Na


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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The mooseum.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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A shampoodle


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C over lambda.


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