How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026