How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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