How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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