How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
Canvas not available.

or


How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025