How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025