How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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