How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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