How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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