Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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By renaming it Trump University.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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