How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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