How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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