How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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