How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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