How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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