How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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