How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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