How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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