How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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