How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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