How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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