How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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