How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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