How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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