How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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