How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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