How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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