How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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