How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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