How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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