How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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