How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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