How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.


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It'll come back to me.


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I've been framed!


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The letter H.


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Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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With a tuba glue.


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A swordfish


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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