How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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