How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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