How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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