How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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