How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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