How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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