How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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