How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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