How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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