How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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