How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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