How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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