How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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