How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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