How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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