How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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