How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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