How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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