How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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