How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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