How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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