How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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