How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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