How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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