How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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