How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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