How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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