How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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