How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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