How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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