How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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