How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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