How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Chili


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Meat and Democrats!


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A Doberman.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Snowflakes.


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