How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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