How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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To the mooooooovies.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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Croak-a-cola.


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A watch dog.


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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By subsisting on titrations.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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