How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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