How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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