How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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