How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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it had blown away.


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A starfish.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Silent night!


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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