How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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