How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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