How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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