How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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