How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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