How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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