How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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