How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Soviets


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On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Plug its nose.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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She ran away from the ball.


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Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...


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