How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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