What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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......... one jar.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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