How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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