How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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