How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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