How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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