How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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