How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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