How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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