How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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