How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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