How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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