How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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