How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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