How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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