How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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