How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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In a snow bank!


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Thorium.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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One.


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Start with two million.


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Root beer.


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Fryday


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Beef jerky


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