How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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Hair Force One!


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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CSI


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A nail.


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It's Hans free.


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All of them.


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He was board.


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The Presidential Seal.


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