How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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