How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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