How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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