How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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