How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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