How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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