How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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