How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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