How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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