How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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