How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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