How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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