How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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