How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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