How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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