How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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