How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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