How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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