How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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