How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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