How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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