How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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