How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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