How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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