How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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