How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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A fright train!


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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All of them


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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A pineapple!


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