How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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