How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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