How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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