How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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