How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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