How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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