How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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