How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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