How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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