How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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