How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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A dead centipede.


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A phew.


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Pooched eggs.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Take away his shovel


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