How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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