How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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