How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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