How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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