How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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