How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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