How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Lawsuits.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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You go to the Library!


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Saint Nickel-less.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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