How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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