How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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