How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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