How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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