How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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