How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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