How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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