How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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A milkshake


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He took them to a pignic.


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Tweetment.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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The mooseum.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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