How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Not enough sand.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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CSI


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Silent night!


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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