How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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