How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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