How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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