How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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