How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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