How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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