How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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