How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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