How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.


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I decided to give it a shot!


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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Vitamin sea.


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A porcupine with split ends


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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