How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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