How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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A road hog.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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A watch dog.


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Scarespray!


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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