How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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A dead centipede.


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A swordfish


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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A fright train!


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Fsh


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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