How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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