How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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