How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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