How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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