How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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