How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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