How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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