How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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